Here are some famous and funny quotes i found on websites:

Credit goes to original sites i collected these from

"The last time you paid for a drink was the first"
"I fell in love when I fell down the stairs into the arms of a girl that really cared"
"I'm the last bandit wanted dead or alive"
"Lost in this loveless wasteland, guess I'll never get the chance again"
"I don't argue with my memories 'cause they don't mean that much to me"
"Sometimes I know it'll all work out, it'll all come true"
"He's just bangin' his head against a wall that wouldn't break until it's much too late"
"Love is like smoke, it disappears through the night"
"My memories cut deep with a silver knife, the legend opens up its arms and takes another life"
"With his voice of honey and his mind of death, let his cancer in your heart will be your last breath"
"What is money without friends, merely sadness in wealth"
"Jesus was a junkie, he was strung out on a cross and the devil was just a little child strummin' for a loss"
"When the words 'together forever' simply roll over and die..."
"Once upon a time in a bathroom, unceremoniuosly curled up on the floor was a girl I used to know, finally at peace with it all "
"Well, the dealer had changed suppliers, she'd even bought a brand new rig"
"She told me it was the last time, but then again she always did"
"The only girl I ever loved lives in heaven up above"
"How your act became so believable that any suspicion washed right away with time"
"No murder weapon just the strength in your hands fused with the madness in your mind"
"And she stares out at the desert sky as he empties himself inside her"
"And she dreams of her gallant prince, hoping that one day he'll find her"
"And friends are like spirits, they pass in the night"
"And lovers like the wind, blows out of sight"
"Just when I thought all was fine you had to go and break the spell"
"Just when I thought I knew you thought we were getting along so well"
"Well, my fortune has been courted by greed and now it is all spent"
"And I never loved another soul or kissed another mouth"
"And as my glass became empty, my troubles left this world"
"This guy's dyin' from an overdose the angels are near and death is close"
"Pick me up when my pride hits the ground"
"He's had plenty of one night stands in the palm of his hands"
"The pain is in his heart down on Memory Boulevard"
"Well, he drinks and he smokes and he charms all the folks"
"As he self destructs behind all of his jokes"
"Sometimes I feel like I am dyin' inside"
"Give my best regards 'cause this is where our story ends"
"The magic that we once found is now the magic that we have lost"
"You're no gangster, you're a fake, you twist the words of love into hate"
"The big fat cheque you earnt goes to the big fat man"